one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.